Ventriloquist

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>> >The Ventriloquist
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>> >A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's
>> doing a show
>> >in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he sta
>> rts going
>> >through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th
>> row
>> >stands on her chair and starts shouting:
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>> >"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you
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>> >can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person'
>> s hair have
>> >to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who k
>> eep women
>> >like me from being respected at work and in the community and from
>> reaching
>> >our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind conti
>> nue to
>> >perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in
>> >general...and all in the name of humor!"
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>> >The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde
>> yells,
>> >"You stay out of this mister! I'm talking to that little shit o
>> n your
>> >lap."
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